why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life